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12018-04-10 17:04:19
幽默是生活的润滑剂,笑一笑十年少,你听说过哪些英语笑话吗?我们一起来欣赏一下幽默爆笑的英语笑话精选吧。

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙医:请你不要再喊了,我还没碰你的牙呢。
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!

Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是?

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: “I think that he is very ill.”
他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”
“I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor.
医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “I'm not dead. I'm still alive.”
听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”
“Be quiet,” said the wife. “the doctor knows better than you!”
妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”

One day, Eve asked Adam, “Do you really love me?”
一天,夏娃问亚当:“你当真爱我吗?”
Adam said helplessly, “Do I have any other choice?”
亚当无可奈何地回答:“我还有得选择吗?”

Wife: You see. According to te statistics on thepaper, 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
Husband: It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.

丈夫:那有什么。据我调查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。




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